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let us consider, for a moment... Trouser Cleavage. what? not the usual tooth-gnashing and sobs? where's the hair shirt, angst-boy? (I had to look this one up... according to the online Catholic Encyclopaedia: "A garment of rough cloth made from goats' hair and worn in the form of a shirt or as a girdle around the loins, by way of mortification and penance... a means of bodily mortification and as an aid to the wearer in resisting temptations of the flesh"). always with the positive behaviour modification. def not "i'm OK, you're OK." on to the bodily mortification.... thanks to fate, an early ride with the top down brought me within sight of home, following the heating oil truck. as not for whom the truck rolls... it rolls for thee. sure enough, into the drive it pulls. three hundred more bucks take wing. the driver, a previous visitor, looks just like the cat from the S0pran0s whose job it was to "turn" Big Pussy into a wire-carrier. in short, an OK guy, what you'd expect of a petroleum-dumper. i let him take care of bizness, and then walked over to get the receipt from him and whine about the per-gallon price. turning the corner around the tank (cue the muted trumpet going (WAH-Wah-wah... wahhhh)... eight inches of crack. swear-to-god. classic moonshine. he must've been getting air clear up to his... nevermind. scarred, again. that'll make you "resist the temptations of the flesh". this makes me wonder... why can't fat white guys get the filtered down version of hip hop/rap fashion, and start wearing boxers clear up to the nipples? i mean, it took the mullet twenty years to get to the country (and the bald look is just getting here). rambling on, it's obvious television loves to expose the nekkid butt... as long as it's on an infant. despite the fact that it is liable to erupt at any time. so much for irony. the only cleavage of the rumpal variety that i appreciate is of the feminine physique... and thanks to the cruel inequities of physiology, that'll never happen. forever annointed and damned by curvy hips. therein lies the "rub", so to speak. hair shirt, unnecessary. |
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